Honour, with which we shall present the reader verbatim et literatim.
SIR,
I shud sartenly haf kaled on you a cordin too mi prommiss haddunt
itt bin that hur lashipp prevent mee; for to bee sur, Sir, you nose
very well that evere persun must luk furst at ome, and sartenly such
anuther offar mite not have ever hapned, so as I shud ave bin justly
to blam, had I not excepted of it when her lashipp was so veri kind as
to offar to mak mee hur one uman without mi ever askin any such thing,
to be sur shee is won of thee best ladis in thee wurld, and pepil
who sase to the kontrari must bee veri wiket pepil in thare harts.
To bee sur if ever I ave sad any thing of that kine it as bin thru
ignorens, and I am hartili sorri for it. I nose your onur to be a
genteelman of more onur and onesty, if I ever said ani such thing,
to repete it to hurt a pore servant that as alwais add thee gratest
respect in thee wurld for ure onur. To be sur won shud kepe wons
tung within wons teeth, for no boddi nose what may hapen; and to bee
sur if ani boddi ad tolde mee yesterday, that I shud haf ben in so gud
a plase to day, I shud not haf beleeved it; for to be sur I never
was a dremd of an); such thing, nor shud I ever have soft after ani
other bodi's plase; but as her lashipp wass so kine of her one a
cord too give it mee without askin, to be sur Mrs. Etoff herself,
nor no other boddi can blam mee for exceptin such a thing when it fals
in mi waye.
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